Monday, December 28, 2009

Why I Don't Call Myself Agnostic

Religious folk have it easy (minus that whole eternity of nightmarish torment for kissing the wrong person thing). See, they get to live in a world of black and white, good and evil, right and wrong, yes and no, heaven and hell, The Beatles and Celine Dion. They get to state absolute certainties regardless of their inability to back them up because they have "faith." And it's really quite an enviable position, as it doesn't require much in the way of intellectual leg work*. Debates can pretty much start and end with "this is just how it is," and anything they add as to why or how is icing on the cake and optional (not to mention easily changed on the fly if the person they're arguing against calls them on it). They know what they know, and usually can't be swayed, which makes them look pretty darn strong to an unbiased and inexperienced onlooker.

This difference puts those of us who invest in science, reason, and honest self-examination at a bit of a disadvantage. When we're explaining our position on a subject to a third party, assuming we play by our own rules, we must readily and honestly admit when we DON'T know something or can't be 100% certain. While there's much we're clear on, there are many topics that aren't cut and dry, or that we can't prove/disprove beyond all shadow of a doubt. But those who subscribe to religious beliefs can claim with absolute certainty anything they feel, and when someone's looking for an answer, especially in a moment of weakness, self-doubt, grief, loss, fear, pain, etc., certainty sure is nice to have.

This comes up quite heavily on the issue of God (we'll simply go with the Judeo-Christian one for simplicity here, but this applies equally to all other deities and spiritual forces and such), and especially the matter of his existence or lack thereof. See, while religious folk are quite happy to stick with a firm, hard, unwavering "yes, He definitely exists," those of us with a more scientific angle can only stick to much more wishy-washy answers such as, "we have no evidence he exists," "his existence is highly improbable," "while I can't rule out the possibility entirely, I'm not convinced," etc. As I remember hearing someone point out recently (wish I remember who so I could credit them), a true scientist if asked whether the sun would rise again tomorrow would say, after pointing out the inaccuracy of the phrase, that all he or she can state is that all observable evidence suggests so. We simply cannot guarantee that a cosmic disaster won't take place before that moment, or that some reality-altering shift in the universe won't change all that we know. We're pretty frickin' damn sure it's going to "rise" again tomorrow, as it has every day throughout recorded history, and well before that as we can extrapolate from the preponderance of evidence, and we see no sign of impending doom in any of the vast fields of research in which such an event could be foreseen, but committing 100% is foolish when looking at something scientifically. The unknown must always be accounted for. So the same has to apply to this question of God's existence, no matter how sure we are he doesn't exist.

What I've noticed from this is that it often affects how a person portrays their philosophy on the subject, leading some to describe themselves as agnostic simply due to accepting this minute possibility that they're wrong. Now this seems to me a very slim minority of those who are agnostic, with most somewhere between simply not caring and lacking the knowledge to make an informed decision. But some actively decide that it's impossible to know for a fact or dishonest to state it as such, therefore they're unwilling to come down on either side of the fence. And while I find this quality admirable, and befitting the attitude of the true rationalist, it just doesn't work for me on a personal level.

See, I too accept the possibility that I could be wrong, simply because the claims are NOT falsifiable. If it can't be disproven 100%, I can't say I'm 100% sure it's not true. So much like Richard Dawkins, I have to place myself as a 6 on the 7-point scale of hardcore believer to hardcore unbeliever, as stating definitively that there is no God is just as dishonest as stating there most definitely is. I can't say it's impossible, as the rules under which he fits are just wide enough that I'd be lying if I said I know I'm right. So then why am I an atheist and not an agnostic? Simple: are you an atackliotist, or are you agnostic to Tackliots? What? You don't know what Tackliots are? You've never heard of them before? That's because I just made them up, but shhh, don't tell anyone. Let me fill you in on the background of the amazing being known as the Tackliot:
The Tackliot came into existence before the dawn of time. Now I know what you're thinking: How can something come BEFORE time? The answer, of course, is shut up. Now the Tackliot was simultaneously everything and nothing. That Tackliot was not only the entire universe, despite the fact that it didn't yet exist (buh- buh... that's better), but it also wasn't the universe. Not even slightly. I'm blowing your mind, right? No? Read it again and then answer that. Not even a little? Try again, but squint this time. Now? Tiny headaches count as a sort of blown mind... Okay, sweet. Anyway, the Tackliot got bored with complete lack of time and a universe, and decided to make one. Since the Tackliot was everything and nothing, it was a simple task to instantly create every possible combination of designs for the universe at once, and then pick its favorites to keep. The Tackliot then absorbed the rest back into itself, and left the remaining universes intact. This meant the Tackliot was no longer everything as some universes now existed outside of itself. Thankfully it couldn't cease to be nothing, so was able to enjoy this small cold comfort. However the Tackliot soon found that the universes it had created were full of small flaws and holes, and its work was cut out for it patching and fixing all of these various issues, tweaking something here, mending something there, until it had managed to give all that remained of itself to the various universes it had created, once again managing to become everything, and also nothing (see how I tied all that together so masterfully? Yeah, I'm totally down for drinks...). Our universe is but one of the myriad of universes that make up the Tackliot, and we should remember every day the beauty and history of this being that put us here in the lives that we lead. Also, next time you masturbate, remember that the Tackliot is watching you from the air, the walls, the ceiling, the floor, that sock, and is also your hand and junk. Have fun!

Now I know what you're thinking right now after reading that wacky paragraph: that is AWESOME! Right? No? Try reading it again, but put on 3D glasses this time. Mind-blowing headache, right? Anyway, point is, there's a being who may or may not exist. Its legacy makes as little or as much sense as most other religious stories about the origin of the universe, and we can't disprove beyond a shadow of a doubt that it doesn't exist. Now before you read this, you had to have been an atackliotist because you had no belief that the Tackliot existed. Now that you know the possibility exists, it would arguably be dishonest to say it's 100% impossible as the story really didn't provide any falsifiable details.

Of course one thing the story of the Tackliot lacks that the religious stories have is a vast backlog of books, stories, hymns, etc., all backing up the story. It also lacks the thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, or billions of fellow believers in the story. It lacks preachers, evangelists, and missionaries spreading the word of the Tackliot. So my story is at a pretty serious disadvantage, leaving it still pretty logical to be an atackliotist and not agnostic to his beauty, despite the inability to disprove the story. But what if Christianity didn't have all of that? What if it lacked the books, the believers, the evangelists, etc.? Would it be any more convincing than my story? Well, without all of that vast wealth behind it, it really is just another story. No better, no worse than the rest. And just as unconvincing. But thankfully for it, it does have all that backing, right?

The thing is, though, for some of us Christianity DOES lack all of that. Because when I examine all of the materials used to prove the subject, I'm left thoroughly unconvinced, not to mention underwhelmed. I find the holy texts lacking all evidence, backing, logic, reasoning, structure, consistency, or believability. They seem to scream to me that they were written by primitive men who needed to explain the world around them based on the limited knowledge they had, while infusing it with stories and rules that backed up what was already important to them while condemning what their enemies held dear. So that, for me, cancels out the books, stories, hymns, etc. They might as well not exist for me.

But then what of the preachers, evangelists, missionaries, and believers? Surely I can't discount all of them? But I can, because they exist only because of that now-forgotten evidence that left me so very, very unimpressed. They bought the stories that I didn't. They believed the tales I saw as no different than the average fable. They accepted the stories of other believers who fell for the same poorly-written evidence that left me feeling unimpressed. And for this reason, they no longer exist in this equation. And what does that leave us with? Just another story. Just another story that had I not heard it before, just like you hadn't heard the story of the Tackliot 10 minutes ago, I would never have even considered as an option in the way the universe works. I'd lack belief in it simply by virtue of the thought never having entered my head. And once I examine the evidence, discount it, and discount all of the surrounding noise that came from it, I have no remaining reason to treat it as anything more than just another story that in another universe I may never have even heard.

It's for this reason that I, a rational-minded, free-thinking, skeptical, scientific person who must readily admit what he can't know for certain, and who listens to evidence and changes his position when it becomes clear that it's time to do so, still chooses to label himself as an atheist and not an agnostic. I was born an atheist, as is every other human being on this planet, and until I'm given something more than noise to consider, I'm going to remain one. Prove me wrong. Please. It'll blow my mind (more than just giving me a headache), and open up this already incredible universe we live in even further. And contrary to popular belief, there are few things scientists love more than finding out what they believed was wrong and they have a whole new field to explore, complete with vast amounts of research grant dollars. As a mere science spectator (to borrow a term from Penn Jillette), I won't benefit from the grant dollars, but I'll be cheering on from the sidelines as we expand the world's awareness that much further. Yeehaw!

*I need to clarify here that I very much am generalizing for the sake of dramatic effect. I know many religious people who would fit my description of being some of the most intelligent, thoughtful, insightful people I've ever known, and I'm lucky to have them and their brilliance in my life. But they're the minority of what I see from those making religious arguments, especially on the Internet, and so I go after the low-hanging fruit. If you don't fall into the traps I describe in this post, consider yourself not someone I'm describing.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Spineless threats are fun - UPDATED!

So, some spineless jerk with an AIM name that doesn't seem to appear in any search engines just decided to IM me with the following message chain before instantly signing off:
mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:03

yay for free speech you stupid fuck

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:10

threatening to ban users because you disagree with them?

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:16

you're a pitiful excuse for life

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:21

and I did see you on boy meets world

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:26

you were a fucking joke then and you still are

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:31

go kill yourself

mariasdiarrhea - 15:31:42

p.s. I have your home address and I'll be putting it to good use

So, before you ask the obvious question, no, I have no frickin' idea what this is about. Actually, kind of wondering if maybe you could help me out with this. Anybody I've chatted with anywhere recently remember me threatening to BAN someone (I'm currently not a moderator on ANYTHING, so have no banning privileges) over disagreeing with me? You know, me, the guy who champions free speech to the point where he internally wrestles over whether to even call people out on racial slurs?

Whatever the case, I'm not taking this one especially seriously. This guy/girl clearly had no interest in ACTUALLY resolving a situation, or he/she would have come to me in a calm manner and discussed whatever it was that I did to offend him or her. Instead this jerk decided to come out guns-a-blazin' without any explanation of what they're pissed off about and make threats and hilarious insults.

Now, mariasdiarrhea, should you wish to actually explain to me what I did to piss you off and perhaps resolve this situation like a mature person, feel free to comment here and explain yourself. I'm all for a calm, rational discussion, and should you give me good reason to review something I once said or did and realize it was wrong or perhaps hypocritical of me, you can expect an apology from me. I'll even have the whole discussion in the public comments here so it's on record that I did whatever you feel I did. Otherwise, if you hide from me and choose not to explain yourself, I'll assume you're just another boneless Internet troll using anonymity to get your rocks off. I'm cool with either one, so ball's in your court.

EDIT: A few additional thoughts. Obviously I don't really take this guy seriously. It's an empty threat, as he/she would have made more effort if it was legitimate, and would have stuck around to continue arguing with/berating me if he/she was actually pissed off about something real.. In particular, mentioning my home address without bothering to back it up with proof (such as actually typing my home address) suggests complete bullshit. I can assume only that this person is an attention whore who's just fucking with me, or one of the many, many stupid people on the Internet who confuses me complaining about something on the Internet (something I have a habit of) with me wanting it to cease existing, and being willing to take away others' rights to accomplish that. Who knows. Either way, I post this here primarily for entertainment value, and secondarily for self-education in the chance that someone CAN shed some light on something I might actually have done that I've forgotten and need to make amends for.

UPDATE: So, he/she/it has spoken again, apparently having read this post, but didn't have the balls (metaphorically or literally) to comment here as requested. Here's the new tirade mariasdiarrhea sent before again signing off immediately:
mariasdiarrhea - 18:31:38

doesn't matter who I am just understand I know everything about you, jarrett

mariasdiarrhea - 18:31:40

I'm coming for you

mariasdiarrhea - 18:31:48

yes I don't turn up in any search engines :)

mariasdiarrhea - 18:31:56

and yes I got your address

So, best I can tell whoever this is read this post, but certainly didn't bother to absorb anything I wrote. Loosely responded to a couple of my points, but failed to grasp what I was trying to say. So once again, confirming my suspicions that this person's just a troll with a little too much time on their hands, as if I really did whatever this person claims I did, they'd be all too happy to comment right here and show the world what a terrible person I am, not to mention they'd have no problem actually telling me what it was I did instead of making vague references and extremely lame threats.

Anybody have any theories yet? So far I'm kind of disappointed. The bugger's persistent, but making no real effort. I was really hoping for an exciting comment thread argument, possibly even leading up to me issuing a public apology for whatever error I made that would warrant these threats of... actually, what are the threats of? He/she/it suggested I kill myself, which would make my address useless. So what's he/she/it planning to do to me? Dunno. So far all this person's managed to do is give me an excuse to update my blog, which I really needed, so thank you for that. The rest is just weak sauce.

I do want to be clear, I'm not trying to goad this person on into becoming more hostile, but I would really like to see a mature handling of this situation. If my assumptions that this person's just making shit up for kicks are wrong, and I really did do something that warrants this attitude, I want to know about it. Otherwise, really, what's the point? If I can't learn from my mistakes, then somebody's just wasting their time.

UPDATE 2: Okay, so obviously this guy's only interest is in attempting to scare me as opposed to actually accomplishing anything. What a waste. Here's his latest, with a new and very original screen name:
jarrettisdead - 18:56:18

We'll see if I'm just a "spineless internet troll", Jarrett. I've already collected everything I need to know about you, funny how much a simple Google search can turn up. This is the last you're going to hear from my until my vengeance has occurred. Watch yourself… allahu akbar

Gotta love the effort to tack on the scare-of-the-week at the end there to try to drive it home. Because Islamic extremists give a crap about me, right? Although that might actually be a clue. I did comment that I didn't agree with the Facebook cause to remove a group on Facebook called "Fuck Islam" as I don't believe in censoring any opinion, even if it is a rather assholish one. But that's essentially the opposite of what the person's complaining about, and nothing was said about banning.

Either way, he's still sticking to generic threats meant to scare someone clueless. He has yet to provide any of this information that his Google search turned up. And again, claiming vengeance, but not bothering to tell me what the vengeance is over. Dude, the vengeance is empty and wasted if the victim doesn't know what it's over. Again, wasting your time. Stand up, be a man, comment here, in public, and tell me what I did wrong so I can make amends. Until then I have no choice but to assume this is a rather lame hoax. That or a friend of mine trying to mess with me and doing a rather meh job of it.

mariasdiarrhea

15:31:03

yay for free speech you stupid fuck

15:31:10

threatening to ban users because you disagree with them?

15:31:16

you're a pitiful excuse for life

15:31:21

and I did see you on boy meets world

15:31:26

you were a fucking joke then and you still are

15:31:31

go kill yourself

15:31:42

p.s. I have your home address and I'll be putting it to good mariasdiarrhea

15:31:03

yay for free speech you stupid fuck

15:31:10

threatening to ban users because you disagree with them?

15:31:16

you're a pitiful excuse for life

15:31:21

and I did see you on boy meets world

15:31:26

you were a fucking joke then and you still are

15:31:31

go kill yourself

15:31:42



p.s. I have your home address and I'll be putting it to good use

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Friday, October 9, 2009

High Speed Love in the Mushroom Kingdom

I have no idea if this is old, but a friend just sent it to me and I had to post it:


As video gaming slowly becomes more mainstream, songs and ideas like this can slowly become more accepted as genuine art instead of geek humor. This guy's got real talent, both in his writing and performance, and the subject produces a genuinely beautiful metaphor basis for a love story. Particularly the line, "I'll pause this game so our love will never end" struck me as rather deep in its own way. I certainly picture Toad as the Ducky of Peach's kingdom from this song.

If you click through to the actual YouTube page, you'll find the full lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8

Monday, September 28, 2009

Mr. Deity and Da Man

Well, the latest episode of Mr. Deity is out, and it's a doozy. One of my absolute favorite yet. And that has nothing to do with the fact that I was there, on-set, when it was filmed, operated the cameras, worked as script supervisor, and provided real-time production feedback. I'll totally skip over the facts that the cameras were completely pre-configured and all I had to do was start and stop them, the cast was so spot-on that dialog reminders were virtually never needed, and my real-time production feedback mostly consisted of laughing at funny things during rehearsal that they had been considering taking out, or reminding them later of hilarious things they improvised earlier that they should use again. Crap, I wrote that out loud, didn't I?

Anyway, whatever the case, enjoy. And stay tuned for some special news under the video...



Pretty damn good, right? Now in case you were wondering how I got so lucky as to be on the set for this production, it was because I had to have a little meeting with Mr. D himself to discuss my upcoming role in a future episode. That's right, yours truly will be starring in an episode of Mr. Deity later this year! Who will I be playing? Well, that's going to have to remain a secret for now, as it's just too delicious to spoil. Only hint I can give is that I'm going to have to revise a philosophy of mine from my most popular blog post.

Stay tuned for more details...

EDIT: In case anyone ever checks in and asks, the role I eventually ended up playing is NOT the one originally planned. It's not my place to give away future plot points, which is why I'm not going to specify anything right now, but while it would have been a fun and unusual role to play, I'm much more at home as Timmy, and he provides me with a lot more opportunities.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Mr. Deity and the Skeptic

I don't post ALL the Mr. Deity episodes (they'd quickly flood my blog with how little I write on my own), but the latest features Michael Shermer, so I had no choice. Enjoy:

Friday, August 21, 2009

My winning email on 1 vs 100 on Xbox Live

So, I was just playing 1 vs 100 on Xbox Live (which is SO much fun), and Chris Cashman was giving away copies of the awesome (from everything I've heard) Live Arcade game, Shadow Complex. The challenge was simply to email in a good reason why you deserve a copy of the game. But he said no sob stories, so that pretty much ruled out the fact that I was laid off yesterday, and that he was mostly looking for the most clever or funny reason we deserved a copy of the game.

That got me thinking. What could I write that would be funny enough to get their attention? Occasionally I manage to write something funny, but I was short on time and had to come up with something fast.

So then I remembered The Drabblecast's recent Nigerian Spam Scam contest, where people wrote some damn clever parodies of the well-known Nigerian emails. I figured what the hell, it was a unique angle on the idea, so I quickly threw something together and sent it in and waited patiently.

He read a few entries, most of which didn't win, and then revealed that they were getting so flooded with entries that they were now up to over 3,000 emails! I knew there was no chance I could win with that many people writing in. I simply wasn't that clever.

And then I heard my name on TV. Well, not my real name, but my gamertag, TheTurboFool. Chris Cashman began to read my message live to over 50,000 people. Sure enough, they loved it, and I was the second winner of the night! And I don't remember him reading off any others, so if anyone else did win, they were only contacted by email.

So here, unedited, with typos and all, is what I sent in. Given more time I probably could have made it much, much funnier, but it did the trick:
Dear kind sir Cashman,

I bit you fare do from the majestic heartful land that is glorious
republic of Nigeria. I inform you that our grand leader, the honorable
Motombu Lalalalalalaling has past to the great orchard in the sky due
to long battle with boredom.

It is ours to understand that he had no family to pass his fortune.
But it has been our attention brought that your kindness and
generosity is much beyond that of television game show hosts, and we
believe you to do great things with his belongings.

In order to achieve the transmittal of his funds, we merely request
that you send along a code for the king's favorite Xbox Live Arcade
game, Shadow Complex, as proof of your devotion to goodness. Please
send game to his Gamertag at TheTurboFool in order to initiatize this
important transfer.

Thanks to your wonderful glory and unmatched loveliness,

Consult to King Motumbu and your loyal fan,

TheTurboFool

So, despite its flaws, I still won, and I'm extremely happy. I'm going to get started on the game as soon as 1 vs 100 ends, and I'll try to write in a mini review when I have time.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Jenny McCarthy picked to front Ubisoft "health" game

So according to USA Today, high-level video game publisher Ubisoft has chosen the famous anti-science, pro-Measles, "mother warrior" Jenny McCarthy to front their new fitness game for the Wii, Your Shape.

The game's a big deal for Ubisoft as it was hinted at back during E3 for coming with a camera accessory that the company is comparing (loosely) to Project Natal, Microsoft's exciting new motion-tracking peripheral. Ubisoft's idea is that the camera can scan and map your body for the sake of fitness tests, and likely for more advanced tracking of your routine than the balance-based tests the Wii Balance board currently uses.

[caption id="attachment_131" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Jenny McCarthy with her son, as well as boyfriend Jim Carrey, at a "Green Our Vaccines" rally"]Jenny McCarthy with her son and boyfriend Jim Carrey[/caption]

Where Jenny comes into play appears to be both as a pitchwoman of sorts (likely appearing on the packaging and in commercials), as well as an in-game avatar who guides you through your routine. Because who's a better source of advice on health and fitness than someone with incredibly inaccurate knowledge of biology, chemistry, neurology, psychology, and any other field that can affect a person's health, despite having been corrected time and again by people with drastically better education than she has? She actively promotes the falsehood that vaccines are toxic and cause Autism (completely untrue in every possible way), was way too far into the Indigo Child absurdity until she realized her child was Autistic and [poorly] wiped all traces of the previous belief from the web, highly recommends injecting oneself with Botulinum Toxin (Botox) without a hint of irony, has indirectly led to over 200 deaths at last count, and over 47,000 illnesses through her spread of bullshit, and believes these deaths (and more) are a necessary loss in her war against a problem that doesn't exist. Yes, THIS is the woman I want helping teach my family how to be healthy.

I think Ubisoft has failed to take this into account with their choice, and probably isn't even aware of this controversy. They see her as a popular and attractive woman who, thanks to Oprah, is in the limelight quite frequently, and they see paydirt. But maybe, just maybe (probably not, but still), if we all make the effort to make them aware of the hypocrisy of this decision, they'll reconsider. It can't hurt, right?

So how do we do it? Well, we head on over to Ubisoft's corporate site, click on the Contact Us link (I'd link to it, but it appears to be session-specific), and speak our minds. Now, let's do so rationally and calmly, treating them with respect. This is a major company full of likely extremely intelligent people, many of whom are probably full of integrity. We stand the best chance of getting through to them by appealing to them on a rational level instead of just displaying the outright anger this woman fills us with. Link to fantastic sites like Jenny McCarthy Body Count and Stop Jenny as resources, and pick out articles from the many wonderful sites on the body count links page as evidence, or find your own. Point is, give them the sound reasons why this choice not only reflects poorly on them, but helps further promote the incredibly wrong idea that Jenny McCarthy is an authority on health. Oprah's support has already done enough harm, but now a major video game directly connecting this woman to fitness will only serve to further convince families that this is a woman they can trust to keep their family safe, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Now I may get blasted in the comments for this (heck, I may actually GET COMMENTS), and I'm prepared for that. I will not censor them (minus the usual rules about personal threats and such), but I may also try to refrain from responding for the good of my blood pressure. Odds are the haters will make my case for me based on how they write on most other blogs that dare suggest science knows better than mommy instinct.

One note: I purposefully avoided making a petition for this. They don't work, and they're too easily ignored. Besides, they let people be lazy by simply copying a pre-written form comment to the company which diminishes the impact. If you care, please write your own thoughts on the subject. The more intelligent people they see putting in the effort, the more it'll mean.

Good luck, and thanks in advance for the help.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

I’ve got your Macro Evolution right here…




Found this on Pharyngula. In case you're unfamiliar, one of the common arguments against evolution is that so-called "micro evolution" exists (tiny changes between generations), but that there's no such thing as "macro evolution" (massive changes that lead to new species). Those who have any remote understanding of evolution, and aren't blinded by ideology, can clearly see that millions of tiny changes lead to something one could consider a massive change if you ignore all the steps in between. For those who have no imagination, though, this video fills in those blanks visually by taking five skulls from throughout the history of our evolution and computer generates the countless generations that came between. Powerful, compelling stuff. Sadly, the true believers will surely ignore it or make up whatever contradictions they can think of to further convince themselves that their ancient book knows better than reality and evidence.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Internet Reel – The Later Years

Over the many years I spent as an actor, I accrued a pretty darn near decent list of credits to my Me when I was cutename. If you'd like to see the entire list, please feel free to visit my IMDb page, but I warn you, it's long and listy. My wife even noticed once that I actually had more credits than Julia Roberts (unfortunately for me, Julia kept working, while I... didn't). While I did my best to collect video tapes (remember those?) of all of my work, this was mostly for the sake of posterity. Over time, though, the need to make a reel from those became more apparent. For most of my career it was pretty much unnecessary.  I was a cute kid who could act, so I gained a reputation quickly, and got cast frequently. As I got older, the cuteness wore off, and I had to fall back more and more on the acting skills, which are harder to prove via a headshot.

So, my manager helped me put together a reel which was then sent out to various people. If  memory serves me, the reel was wildly successful, spawning dozens of major film roles, multiple sequel reels, and became one of the very first viral Internet memes. But it was fun to put together, and during the editing process we actually managed to take a scene from a show I won't name (I loved the job, so don't wish to put anyone's work down) and drastically improve the editing of one of my scenes. Pretty cool stuff.

Me more recentAnyway, during an email conversation the other day, I was asked if I had a reel. I had to laugh at the above memory, as while sure enough, I've got one, it's basically useless, what with it now being over ten years old (am I even ALLOWED to feel old at the age of 27?). I've changed drastically since then, and television has to some degree, too. Of course I also haven't worked in the last four years, so I suppose it couldn't be THAT bad. Still, it struck me that I should probably track down what I could that's most recent, and edit together some clips.

Of course now, in this age of web 2.0, interactivity, YouTube, and the like, there's no reason for me to put excessive time into editing together a single, classic-style reel. I can just as easily clip out my scenes from various jobs, put them in individual videos, and upload them. Then the viewer can pick and choose what they want to watch, and I can even make notes. So that's what I did. Right here. See? I did have a point to this rambling.

Now I must preface this by stating that to call this a "work in progress" would be an insult to the word "work," a slap in the face to the word "progress," and actually a slight compliment to "in." As of now this is made up primarily of a combination of my most recent work, and the low-hanging fruit of what I was able to piece together from easy-to-access resources. Over time I hope to delve into my older work (I DEFINITELY need to clip out my work from Freaks and Geeks), and put up additional posts, and maybe even an entire page dedicated to my digital reel. But laziness and impatience have won out at the moment, so I'm starting here. The following clips are in chronological order, which just happens to place some real fan favorites at the beginning and end. Lucky how that worked out, isn't it?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer





This job was a real treat on multiple levels. I had recently become a HUGE fan of the show, so getting to actually cement myself as part of it couldn't have made me happier. Also seeing the sets and various cast members was a rare chance to geek out over something I was normally quite jaded over. As for my scene, as you saw, it was a one-on-one with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Now, when I met her, I can honestly say I wasn't half as excited as I was by everything else that day. The show, to me, has always been more about the supporting cast, so I was left feeling like I was SUPPOSED to be excited to meet her, but was easily twice as excited just to see Alyson Hannigan drive up in her Jaugar XK8. Still, I have to say she (SMG) was one of the most professional actors I've ever worked with. She made a lot of her own staging decisions, lighting, camera angles, and simply did her job flawlessly. I had a reputation for being especially professional, as well, so we knocked the scene out in two hours, which is pretty quick. And for what my daily rate at the time was, it was one of the best-paying two hours of my life. At first I got the vague impression that she was kind of rude, but as I worked with her I began to realize she was simply comfortable. She had no need to put on airs, and put most of her focus on the work. She cracked occasional jokes to crew members who seemed at ease with her, and everything ran smoothly. Overall, great experience.

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Gilmore Girls





This was another relatively easy one-day shoot. I'd never seen the show before (still haven't, beyond my scene), so I had no preconceived notions. I was sick, though, so dosed myself up on daytime medication and tried not to sound extremely nasal. The cast seemed nice, but the day was short enough that I really didn't get any time to "hang out" with them. Watching it now reminds me, though, how awkward the overall staging of the scene felt both then, filming it, and now, watching it. Not sure what went wrong there, or if I'm simply over-critical, but it feels very forced, and paint-by-the-numbers in set-up. I'm not really saying I could have done a better job staging the scene, but I'm honestly not sure I could have done any worse. It just seems unimaginative.

Grounded for Life





I can honestly say, this episode alone, is possibly one of the worst examples of my acting, simply because I was given so little to work with, and so much was edited out of the aired episode. Actually, this episode didn't even air initially, getting pre-empted and then pushed off until the repeat season. The only plus side was that it gave my later and better episodes the chance to establish my character, instead. What I will say about this one, though, was that they liked me and my cohort enough to bring us back three (nearly four) more times before the show's eventual cancellation. And this touched off what was, for me, one of the most enjoyable overall experiences I've had. See, sometimes you get the chance to work on something truly special. Whether it's a highly-acclaimed TV series, or a movie from a brilliant director, or a really crappy TV show that happens to have the best crew you've ever worked with, certain jobs stand out. In this case it was a pretty decent sitcom (I enjoy it more in re-runs now than I did at the time), with a very, very good cast, and an awesome crew, all of whom made me feel like a member of the family by halfway through day one. I couldn't have asked for more (well, except for dialog or screen-time).



As usual, much of my work ended up being edited out of this one, unfortunately. Still, a better episode overall than the first. The funny thing was in watching the episode in order to edit it together for this, I noticed a very familiar face: Autumn Reeser. At the time, as far as I was concerned, she was just a very nice girl I worked with on the show. Since then she became much better known as Taylor in The O.C. Small, forgetful world. We worked hard on a funny sequence at the end where, after I see Jimmy's blood-streaked face, I pass out cold against Autumn's body. It took many different attempts to get just the right comedic fall, but the final result was hilarious. Trust me, it was. Seriously. And you'll have to take my word for it since they edited it out, leaving only an awkward glance down from her off to the side while we hear a thunk. Sigh.



For the artistic integrity of the scenes, and my mere presence in them, I didn't chop this one up as much as I probably should have. Still, I have the most dialog in this one out of all the episodes of the show I did, and there's some relatively funny stuff in it. The "drunken" kiss at the end was funny, as Lynsey had to warn me that she had been feeling under the weather, so had eaten a lot of garlic. I laughed and told her I loved garlic. I sure hope she didn't think that was some sort of pickup line. Point of interest about Lynsey: on the Internet she gets a surprising amount of flack from pathetic, anonymous, asstards who have nothing better to do than point out when actresses are "fat." Lynsey's the perfect example of the camera adding at LEAST ten pounds, as in person she was in extremely good shape, and almost TOO thin from some angles. Whatever the case, all that matters is much like the rest of the cast she was wonderful to work with.



This was a pretty funny episode that gave me a touch more range than most of the previous ones. Funniest thing, though, was while editing it I noticed yet another familiar face; this one familiar only to me, though: my brother-in-law, Patrick. See, he had just moved in with us from Oklahoma when I filmed this episode, and came along to the set that day. They needed various background performers for the "Sciencenauts," and since he was hanging around the set anyway, asked him to join in. He had fun, made a little money, and got to show all his friends that he was on TV. This episode was also unique for another reason: In order to pick up one last season (well, they hoped it wouldn't be the last), the network cut the show's budget. Besides cutting craft services way back (they used to have a freezer full of ice cream just available to anyone), and various other small changes, they made two pretty big ones: cut the studio audience, and cut the youngest son, Henry. So filming was handled completely differently, with no live audience to perform to, and the youngest son was treated like he never existed. It wasn't until the series finale (by this point they knew it was one) that they finally made mention of him, as though we just hadn't noticed him around, but that was it. Kind of sad for the actor, and a rather strange way to handle things. Jake Burbage, the boy who played Henry, was a blast to work with, and even put together a weekly newsletter for the cast and crew, including puzzles, facts, and show-related news. Very cool.

Entourage





And now for the final stop on the tour of my career's dwindling days. This is another example of a show I had never seen (don't get HBO), but heard nothing but great things about. Plus I'm a huge fan of Jeremy Piven, so I was psyched at the idea of hopefully working with him. Sadly, he was NOT in my scene, but the other actors who were were fantastic to work with, and very funny. I also rode on a transpo van with Mandy Moore, which I've been assured by fans of her was very exciting me. She seemed nice, but as I had only a vague awareness of her, I wasn't really able to evaluate how she stood up to any reputation she may or may not have had. I chatted with the rest of the cast, though, and they were great. We filmed at an actual Blockbuster, and I wore the actual manager's nametag. This was one role I didn't expect to get, either, as when I showed up at the interview it turned out to be what we refer to as a "cattle call," meaning a ridiculous number of people were called in for the same role. Waiting took forever, and one of the actors was dressed as an ACTUAL Blockbuster employee. Apparently I made a more convincing Blockbuster employee than the real thing. Go me?

That's that for now. I've definitely got a lot more I need to edit and upload, but that will take time, and much of it is either on VHS, or not even available. If anyone has digital copies available of the various work on my IMDb page and would like to help me out with my collection, I'd be greatly appreciative. Drop me a comment, and if it's something I don't have access to, I'll hit you up for more details.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Mr. Deity returns!

Looks like Mr. Deity's back for season 3, and it's as hilarious as ever. Check it out:


Mr. Deity - Season 3, Episode 1


I actually had the random luck of running into Mr. Deity (Brian Keith Dalton) at my local Best Buy last year. While he was admittedly hopped up on cold medication at the time (this seems to be a pattern for me when meeting actors I'm familiar with), he was extremely gracious and chatted with me for several minutes about the show, our town, an upcoming skeptics convention (that I unfortunately had to miss), and even had a brief exchange via email afterwards. I couldn't be happier to see he's still got the project going, and I wish him nothing but success.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Mighty Flip Champs! for DSiWare (mini) Review

Mighty Flip Champs!I haven't delved far enough into this game yet to give a truly professional review, plus I've rarely spent time reviewing games in the past. But since it's E3 week, so far the game seems to have been passed over in the review process. In fact, due to the lack of reviews, I almost didn't buy it. But as I have great trust in the team over at WayForward for being one of the more solid developers out there, I decided to take the plunge. The fact that I've known the lead artist, Matt Bozon, as well as Voldi Way potentially jades me a touch, but in the end I either enjoy a game or not.

In this scenario, so far, I'm definitely enjoying it. As is common to most good puzzlers, the gameplay is deceptively simple. The character can move only left or right (no jumping, ducking, etc.), climb fences (think of Mario), and change pages. Wait, what?

See, each level's made up of multiple pages. So far I've seen as many as six, and as few as two. Each page is essentially a different platform layout for the current stage, each with its own hazards, walls, pathways, fences, etc. When you reach a limitation in your current page, you simply hit any button, and it swaps for the page that's displayed on the bottom screen. Your character remains exactly where she was, whether she be on a platform, fence, or falling through the air, and ends up in the corresponding place on the new page. By continuously flipping pages, moving your character, and figuring out where you need to be on each page, you'll work your way to the goal.

So far one twist's been thrown into the gameplay, and I can only assume there will be more: little critters you have to collect along the way before you can exit the level. This often requires more creative movement and backtracking, and adds some challenge.

Beyond that, most of the game has a very classic feel. Gameplay graphics are simple, with an almost 8-bit (well, maybe 16-bit) feel, but purposefully so. It seems like it's meant to remind us of the classic puzzlers of that age. Meanwhile the between-stage artwork, in particular, is classic Matt Bozon, with all of his charm fully intact. Music and sound effects also pay homage to the classic style, although they're slightly more modern. That said, I tend to play my DS games with the sound off so I don't bother those around me, so I don't hear much of them.

It's one of the most expensive games on DSiWare at the moment, being one of only four (if I'm not mistaken) selling for 800 points. But that's still far less than any retail game on the DS, and I think it's worth it. Along with the Art Style titles, I think it's one of very few titles on DSiWare that show off the true potential of the medium.

If you've picked up the game, please pass along your comments here. I'd like to hear what you thought of it.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sharing a moment of tolerance

In this day and age there's a definite feeling among atheists that we're on the shit list. We rank below the "terror" that is the Muslims (no pun intended), we're barred from public office in several states, and considered sub-human by well-spoken members of the clergy. Most atheists are afraid to admit their lack of belief, and will do whatever they can to avoid the subject. Some go so far as to fake belief in order to avoid detection.

I typically find a middle ground between this and the heavily outspoken atheists that are finally making us known. I rarely directly bring up the subject (except online), especially as there's rarely a point, but I also don't avoid it. If someone asks me my religion, I'll readily state that I have none, and am an atheist. But that doesn't mean I don't dread the moment, wondering what reaction I'll get.

Now I'll admit that in Southern California it's really not that hard for me as it would be elsewhere. I can't really think of any moments where I've been directly, recognizably persecuted for my lack of belief, or treated especially poorly. That said, outside of my circle of friends, it does generally bring up challenges. I've had people tell me it takes as much faith to be an atheist as a Christian. I've had people start questioning me on where love comes from. I've had people try to prove the divinity of the Bible. I've had people in a conversational, accepting, friendly tone let me know that they accept that I'm an atheist, but feel bad for me that I'll be burning for eternity in Hell. The point is, it's very uncommon that it's mentioned and doesn't lead to someone trying to save me, or point out that I'm wrong, and that's never comfortable.

Yesterday, though, I was at a client's office, assisting with the phone support for their email host. I spelled out my name to the support technician, and heard the owner of the company joke to her associate, "ooh, a nice Jewish boy!" I chuckled slightly at this since yes, my surname and background back up this assumption, and I've heard it before. I've also had the least problem with Jews as while I disagree with their religion no less than any of the rest, they tend to be some of the most likable and least judgmental towards others of any religious group that I've dealt with.

Anyway, her associate chided back that she had no way of knowing I was a Jew. The owner pointed out my last name. The smirk on my face was growing by the second. Her associate parried back that just because I had a Jewish last name didn't prove my religion. Maybe I was Catholic. "Heck, I bet he's an atheist. I'm sure of it." I could barely keep from laughing on the phone at this point as I finished up the call.

Once I hung up, the owner asked me if I was Jewish. I laughed, gestured to her associate, and said, "nope, she wins," with a chuckle as I got back to work. Her associate cheered over her successful guess, we chatted for a few moments about my family history, explaining the blood connections and roots of the name while I worked, and nothing else was said. It was friendly, open, non-confrontational, and felt nice.

Why can't we have this more? Why do people like us have to live in dread of these conversations going the other way? Why can't all of us be this tolerant of others and their idiosyncrasies? I think people's religious beliefs are completely wrong, but I'm respectful enough to begrudge them their right to them and not treat them poorly over them. And likewise I'm sure many of my friends and coworkers who accept me believe I'm nuts for not accepting Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior, or whatever their religion dictates. But the people I choose to surround myself with are respectful enough to recognize and accept that difference. Heck, one of my best friends from my old job, and one of the most intelligent people I know, is an extremely hardcore Christian, but I only learned this from his MySpace page. Hasn't changed the way I interact with him one bit, and considering how open I am about what I believe, I can only assume he's aware of me. Yet neither of us has ever discussed the topic, and I hope to keep it that way. I respect him too much to get into a religious argument that could damage a friendship. And don't get me started with the most important person in my life, the woman I've chosen to spend the rest of my life with. We even take the risk and have the conversations, but we still work hard to respect each other's differences and grow our perspectives off them, and it's fantastic.

My point is that there's plenty of room for this in the world, but there seems to be so very little of it. Right now Christians claim there's a war on their religion from the secularists. But what they don't seem to realize is that they started it. Their lack of respect for beliefs no more crazy than their own, and their push to either convert us or make us live by their laws has forced our hand. We're not at war with them, but we're also not going to be stepped on by their bigotry, prejudice, and disrespect any longer. We're here, we live alongside them, we're just as valuable to society, and we're HAPPY to work together with them to make our towns, cities, states, and countries a wonderful place for us all. There is a middle ground, and most on our side are merely striving to reach even that. Right now we're barely pushing back from the edge. But we're gaining. Mingle with us in the center, like so many of the wonderful people I've managed to associate with, and everything will be just fine. Those that don't will likely eventually find themselves on that very same edge.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

PixelVixen707: The Lost Coin-Op

So just got the exciting confirmation that I solved the latest puzzle in the mystery of the Lost Coin-Op over at PixelVixen707. PixelVixen707

See, Rachael's been searching for an arcade machine she played with at a then-local restaurant as a kid. She had a chat with her dad about it, argued a little over what game it is, and ended up making a pretty wild bet that one could track down the EXACT MACHINE she played with all those years ago. Seems absurd, and she was definitely kicking herself for it, but the thing is, they're sort of pulling it off. And it's taken quite a wild ride. To watch the story unfold, check out the appropriate tag here.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, J.C. Hutchins' podiobook precursor to his forthcoming novel, Personal Effects: Dark Art has just been released on his podcast feed. I strongly recommend you check out Personal Effects: Sword of Blood for yourself. Now where have I read the main character's name before...?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

In Santa Clarita We No Longer Trust

So a few weeks back, one of our local City Council members, Bob Kellar (ex-mayor, if I'm not mistaken), shocked the room by proposing we add "In God We Trust" to the city seal. His feeling was that it's somehow raised morale in other cities that have done it, and in these trying times, we all need a little more... what, exactly? What is it that a few words on a sign that reference something a large percentage of the population have no belief in is expected to do?

Either way, it was agreed to table it and discuss a vote at a future meeting. That meeting was held last night.

According to SCVTalk.com, that discussing didn't go quite as was expected. Seems the council felt it completely unnecessary to have the fair citizens of this city vote on the subject. "I strongly believe we are a representative government," Mayor Frank Ferry said, according to The Signal [warning, link full of incredibly ignorant comments]. "We are elected to represent the people." And so, with that understanding, they went ahead and made the decision without us.

Apparently these people are unaware that their view of God is not the only one that exists. Not only that, but apparently it never crossed their minds that the people who voted them into office didn't do so with any remote expectation that they would be representing not only their interests in managing the city, but also their religious affiliation. While I didn't vote for any of the people who make up the current council, I also didn't vote for the people I did based on their likelihood to vote against combining church and state. That was never discussed in campaign speeches or mailings. But then again, with comments like "What I don't want through a city election is for this to become a religious issue; where it's atheist verse Christian, Atheist verse Catholic or Christian verse Jew" by Mayor Frank Ferry, maybe I give them too much credit. Apparently they were aware we exist, and were aware we would be upset by this. So, as opposed to recognizing it's a controversial subject and skipping it, or as opposed to allowing us to be adults and have those arguments, they simply made the decision for us to approve one of those viewpoints over all the rest.

I'm unbelievably frustrated, saddened, angered, and disenfranchised by this. I am not the only atheist in this valley, nor are atheists the only people given the finger by this decision. In God I don't trust, but I was under the impression that I could trust the people who were elected to manage this city to make decisions in the best interest of its people, and their personal freedoms. Deciding their religion needs to be displayed all over our city in an official capacity does not protect those interests.

Santa Clarita is not in the middle of nowhere. We're not in the bible belt, we're not a small town with nothing but churchgoers. We're in Southern California, not that far from the coast, right outside of the big city, and our town's made up of people who commute to those coast cities. We're therefore a melting pot of beliefs and opinions. Yes, this city tends to lean right-wing, and therefore religious, but I never had the impression that it was this close-minded and foolish as to forget such a large percentage of its citizens in exchange for what? Simple platitudes on a wall? Something that will make a few religious people smile when it happens, and then forget about it within days, but will stand as a silent, yet blaring reminder to the rest of us that our city thinks we're irrelevant?

I don't know what else to say. I've never felt this directly persecuted before for not going with the status quo and pretending to believe in something for which I see no reason to believe. I would never, and will never, begrudge these people their beliefs. And I would never decide, if elected, to modify the city seal to represent something that I believe that others do not share. I would, instead, leave well enough alone and choose to keep the city seal the simple, non-denominational, non-controversial seal it was, and leave the personal beliefs to our homes, churches, temples, synagogues, libraries, strip clubs, movie theaters, and wherever else we feel comfortable expressing interest in things others don't necessarily share.

I don't know what, if anything, can be done. But if there's anyone else out there who's as pissed off as I am who wants to do it, please join me. Let's make a difference and remind these people that their entire citizenship matters.

EDIT: A friend of mine recommended the following revision to the seal. Seems just as fair:

[caption id="attachment_87" align="aligncenter" width="251" caption="A hastily-drawn alternative"]A friend of mine hastily provided this alternate seal[/caption]

EDIT 2: Dave Nichols does a great job addressing this issue, and its overall implications, from a much broader level. Check it out here.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Big time #twitterfail

All right, I haven't been this pissed off in a while. Twitter just made an update supposedly in our best interest to stop displaying half conversations. In a nutshell, if someone you're following is replying to someone you're NOT following, they're doing you the favor of not displaying it to you. See, they claim this is just too confusing, and we wouldn't want that.

Thing is, they used to have an option for this. You could choose if whether you wanted to see these half-conversations. By default it was turned on. So now, in order to avoid confusing us simple folk, they've REMOVED THE OPTION COMPLETELY. No, they didn't change they default. They just removed it. They didn't want to worry our pretty little heads with complex things like options. Nope, just remove the option and stick to one thing.

Problem is, people wanted this. I know I sure as hell did. Some are pissed off about how it'll ruin #followfriday. Reality is, I'm not sure that's true. It only blocks the messages that begin with an @mention so as long as you start with #followfriday or something you're covered. RTs aren't affected, either. It's just replies. Why is this a big deal? Well, I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds his most interesting conversations and most fascinating follows through those very half-conversations they're sure are confusing us. I constantly see a conversation mid-stream, check out the person being replied to, jump in, and soon enough I'm engaged for several hours. I end up gaining one or more interesting people to follow, and I get several new followers from people watching the conversation unfold.

Does Twitter really want to destroy this ability to constantly grow and expand the communities and networking this option provided? What's the goal, here? Are they just trying to cut bandwidth any way they can at the expense of one of the things that made us even want to use their service to begin with? If so, I foresee an even bigger drop in bandwidth as people start giving up altogether. It's that very expanding universe that sucks me in. A closed-off one like what they've just created can only serve to stifle my interest. They'd better catch on fast before the damage is too great.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Personal Effects: Dark Art trailer

All right, I'm posting this video out of obligation. Why? Because I'm obligated to do whatever small things I personally can to ensure the success of one of my absolute favorite authors, J.C. Hutchins.

If you're into podcasts or podiobooks, odds are you've heard of him. His podiobook novel, 7th Son, was one of the hottest sensations in weekly serialized podcast fiction ever, reaching massive numbers of listeners, rave reviews, amazing guest voices for “The Story So Far,” events that stretched across unusual boundaries such as Second Life and street teams of dedicated fans promoting the book AFK, and that doesn't even get into how damn good the novel (well, novels, as it was divided into three, driving his signature habit of making his fans feel "cliffhangered" to the extreme) really was. And damn was it good.

I have no interest here in recapping the novel for you, as I feel like anything I say about it will ruin each of the amazing surprises. I managed to go in late, yet still blind, so even the main plot was a surprise for me, making the reactions of the characters to the first big twist just as exciting for me. And every step after that was clever, drove me to the edge of my seat (which, btw, was dangerous since I was usually listening while commuting), and kept me listening for more. It just about took over my life for the couple of months I was listening to it, pushing all my other favorite podcasts to the side, and forcing me to sit in various parking lots after having reached my destination just so I could reach the end of the episode. It took me through a wide range of emotions, and I had to sit in my car long past the ending of the final novel to dry my eyes and regain my composure. Very few novelists have ever grabbed me that hard.

One thing that always had me sad, though, was that I didn't get to be part of that phenomenon while it was fresh and ongoing. I came in after it had completed. I didn't get the cliffhangering experience others did, and I didn't get to join in the fun of promoting the novel with all the other fans (or Beta Clones). That always disappointed me.

But here we are with a new experience from Mr. Hutchins, and I think it's something truly groundbreaking and exciting. And since I missed out on the last round, I feel obligated to be involved this time.

So, without further ado, I present the trailer for the new experience from J.C. Hutchins, Personal Effectis: Dark Art.


In a nutshell, if you didn't piece it together, it's a horror novel combined with an alternate reality game. The book includes various physical objects that go along with the story, such as files, ID cards, evidence, etc. These objects work as clues and contain information that not only goes along with the story, but more importantly, goes along with the game that plays out online, over the phone, etc. Now I've been assured by J.C. that this ARG is perfect for those of us who are either new to, or rusty at, ARGs (I haven't played one since Majestic), as it's an effort by the co-creator to bring new people into the genre with a more approachable concept.

So please, pre-order the book from Amazon (link is to J.C'.'s site so every penny goes to him), and start checking out the elements that are already in the wild. There's a genuinely great blog from girl gamer PixelVixen707 that's worth reading anyway for her great insights into gaming, completely ignoring the fact that her boyfriend (who she talks about on rare occasions) is one of the main characters in the novel. Or how about the site for the Brinkvale Psychiatric Hospital, where said boyfriend works? And let's not forget the kind, helpful people at the support forums, Back from the Brink, which accepted me as a registered member not too long ago...

Whatever you do, don't miss out on this killer experience from one of the truly great minds in internet fiction. I can guarantee this will be one hell of a ride.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Windows 7 Product versions revealed

As the majority of the sites that are reporting this are doing a dreadful job of it, I'm going to link to the only site that explained it well (Paul Thurrott's Supersite for Windows), and I'm going to summarize:

Microsoft announced that, yes, there are again six skus for Windows 7 instead of the single sku that all the closet Mac-lovers are supposedly crying for (like they really want to switch). But it's a lot simpler than it sounds when you pay attention. In particular, only THREE versions will be relevant to consumers (and probably only two will be that visible anyway), and four for people in the computer support industry.

While there are still Starter and Home Basic versions, these are now ONLY for ultra-low-cost developing countries or some netbooks. We'll likely never see either one in the US in normal use, and consumers shouldn't be aware they exist.

  • Home Premium now becomes the base version. Just like the current Home Premium, it's like XP's Media Center Edition was. Everything the home user needs, including Media Center, DVD movie burning, etc. This is what we'll see shipping with the vast majority of computers.

  • Professional replaced Business, but unlike Business it is a step ABOVE Home Premium and doesn't sit beside it. So it contains everything Home Premium does (including Media Center), plus domain joining, remote desktop hosting, advanced backup functionality, offline folders, etc. This is the one most small to mid-size businesses should be buying or upgrading to.

  • Enterprise/Ultimate are essentially the same OS as each other, adding Bitlocker, Applocker, Branche Cache, booting from VHDs, etc. Enterprise is the VLK version, while Ultimate uses retail licensing. Ultimate will have virtually no visibility, existing as an upgrade box, an upgrade option in Anytime Upgrade, and a rare incentive for OEMs to throw in for promotional purposes.


So the new nested structure makes it less confusing for someone to choose between versions (having no MCE or DVD movie burning in Business was annoying, but not having the fax center, shadow copy, remote desktop host, or domain support was a no-sell for me). Also, upgrading's much easier. Anytime Upgrade for Vista allowed you to pay a lower fee to step up, but they made it so they had to ship you a disk and the appropriate license for it (initially you could use your original install disk and an emailed key, but supposedly this was too confusing, so they made it "easier" by doing it all by mail). 7's process is a lot simpler, as it requires NO disk (everything's already on your hard drive), the new key is given to you online at the time of purchase, and the upgrade process takes 15 minutes. So for the many, many business customers who will buy a computer at Staples with Home Premium only to learn upon their support technician's arrival that it won't work on their network, they're one credit card transaction and 15 minutes away from the solution.

No, it's not the easy, one-size-fits-all solution so many people were asking for, but it's much better than what we had with Vista, and when marketed properly will be no more confusing than XP's version structure.

Nothing's been said yet about pricing, but I wouldn't expect much better than the current Vista pricing structure. Then again, with all the surprises Microsoft's thrown at us lately (7's awesomeness, the beta's incredible stability, the speed of launch, the genuinely original functionality, and this improved version structure), who knows what we'll see. It sure would be nice to at least see some deals for people who bought retail copies of Vista. Especially Ultimate, with its almost-forgotten promises of "Ultimate Extras.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The evils of Azeusism

Over at Conversational Atheist they've posted a pretty cool answer for one of the most complicated arguments to respond to from the religious: atheism has lead to more deaths than religion.

This is usually in response to us pointing out just how many horrible things have been done in the names of various religions throughout history, with genocide, ethnic cleansing, witch hunts, crusades, etc. wiping out countless people, all to appease their deity of choice. Now most people you make this argument to really DON'T have an answer for it. But the educated(ish) ones will start pointing out Hitler (not accurate, his propaganda was filled with Christianity and talk of God), Pol Pot, Mao, and several serial killers. Their point being that atheists have killed as many people, if not more.

I'll let their article go into the details, but calling out the horrors performed by those who don't believe in Zeus does a pretty good job in calling out the flaw in their counter-argument. See, when we point out the evils done in the name of religion, we're not describing things done merely by people who were religious. I don't go around pointing to people on death row and saying, "Christian, Muslim, Christian, Christian, Catholic, Baptist, yep, look at all these people who killed their wives, neighbors, coworkers, strangers for reasons unrelated to their religion. See how evil religion is?" But I will point out when entire populations of people are slaughtered for belonging to the wrong religion. I will point out when planes are flown into skyscrapers for the glory of their god who they believe they're doing the work of. I will call out when someone believes their god ordered them to kill an innocent person.

But their counter-argument doesn't take this into account. Instead it equates unrelated concepts. "Lucy hates pizza and kicked a dog. Pizza-haters are mean to dogs." They're missing our entire point, and proving it by spouting back something completely nonsensical. Now this may stem partially from their constant inaccurate belief that atheism is a religion. That one's infuriating enough. I guess since they can't imagine a life without religion, they can't imagine anyone else living without one. So our lack of beliefs must BE our belief. But even this misses the point. The atheists they call out for committing crimes don't do so in the NAME of no god. Their crimes are not connected to their lack of belief.

In the end, this is just more evidence of an argument Phil Plait made in a recent blog post about paying attention to what you argue. It's easy to get drug down into trying to argue the facts, which are frequently useless against the reasonless, but sometimes if you just pay close enough attention to the question and find the flaw there, you can nip the whole thing in the bud. The creationists (or Intelligent Design advocates, or whatever they are now) have proven extremely good at adapting (but, but, isn't adaptation an attribute of evolution?) and adjusting not only their arguments, but their entire strategies. From what I've heard out of Texas recently, the scientific community has finally stepped up, got their ducks in a row, and headed them off relatively successfully. We all need to learn this strategy and start thinking differently, and learn to bob and weave at least as well as they do."

Monday, January 19, 2009

Instruction Manual for Life




 

This one need only speak for itself. It's beautiful, and non-confrontational. I doubt anyone could truly disagree with it.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009